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  • Eniola calls Dani
  • EniolaHe’s cheating!
  • DaniHuh? Who’s cheating?
  • EniolaAyo! My husband.
  • DaniOh come on girl... where is all this coming from. This is silly.
  • EniolaSilly... you think I’m being silly?
  • EniolaHe always hides his phone from me.
  • EniolaAnd 10 minutes ago... on his phone... I saw a call come in from “Edible Catering”.
  • DaniOk... so his caterer called him?
  • EniolaWhat stupid caterer!
  • EniolaNo one runs out of the room and blushes when a caterer calls.
  • DaniCome on Eniola. What if it’s an innocent call?
  • EniolaInnocent my ass!
  • EniolaIf you see how he smiled... He hasn’t even smiled at me that way in a long time.
  • DaniOk... your birthday!
  • DaniYour birthday is coming up, so what if he’s planning a surprise party?
  • EniolaHmmm!
  • EniolaThat can’t be possible. He said he was out on a business trip in 2 weeks.
  • EniolaAnd you know what’s worse...
  • EniolaI checked with Archibong from his office. Archibong doesn’t know of any trip that Ayo has planned.
  • DaniAh! That’s the perfect cover for a surprise party.
  • DaniA call from caterer... Ayo smiling and rushing out of the room... then him traveling the week of your birthday.
  • EniolaHmmn!
  • DaniBabe, I’m your best friend, so I’ll be honest with you.
  • DaniI think you’re being a little paranoid.
  • EniolaBetter paranoid than to catch STD from a cheating husband.
  • EniolaOya, send me Kudirat’s number.
  • DaniKudirat? Why?
  • EniolaShebi she’s a “runs-girl”?
  • EniolaSend me her number, I want to set a trap for Ayo.
  • DaniWoah! Madam FBI. You’re joking right?
  • EniolaAs long as I have my peace of mind, I can always act surprised if he’s truly planning a surprise party.
  • DaniI don’t even know what to say.
  • DaniOk, let me 3-way her.
  • Dani initiates a 3-way phone call with Kudirat, the runs-girl.
  • DaniKudirat, as I explained, my friend Eniola needs your help.
  • EniolaHello Kudirat, it’s about my husband Ayo.
  • EniolaI want you to...
  • 2 days later
  • EniolaDani, I’m in position... the eagle has landed on the runway.
  • Eniola whispers into her phone.
  • She’s wearing a black raincoat with oversized sunglasses, and sitting in a dark corner.
  • DaniHahaha... which one is “eagle” and “runway”?
  • DaniAbeg, speak correct english and stop acting like Madam Detective.
  • EniolaFree me jare.
  • EniolaI’m saying that Ayo just walked to the bar alone.
  • DaniOya, let’s set the peacock on him to spread her feathers.
  • DaniAnd maybe she will hit him with her love potion.
  • EniolaStop joking jo.
  • EniolaKudirat had better do her thing men! I’m in trouble if Ayo finds out he's being setup.
  • DaniDon’t worry Kudirat is an expert in matters of the heart.
  • DaniI’ve never seen one guy reject her. In fact if she and the Pope are in the same room...
  • DaniLet’s just say he won’t be Pope for much longer.
  • EniolaFor reals! Abeg tell her to take it sofry sofry o!
  • EniolaBecause if he’s not cheating, I don’t want him to suddenly develop strange ideas.
  • DaniBuhahaha... shebi you want to investigate, now fear dey catch you.
  • DaniYou just keep watching.
  • EniolaRemind Kudirat to call me with her bluetooth headset so I can hear their discussion.
  • 15 minutes later
  • Kudirat enters the bar and immediately all eyes turn to face her.
  • She slowly makes her way to the dance floor and begins to dance in a very appealing way.
  • EniolaWow! This Kudirat! She’s Jezebel herself personified.
  • DaniDon’t blame me if you man no fit hold body o! This was all your idea.
  • EniolaHonestly, I’m not sure, maybe we should just cancel this plan.
  • DaniFear dey catch you say Kudirat go steal your man.
  • DaniOk o, I will call her phone to stop.
  • EniolaAh! Hurry, she’s already walking towards Ayo.
  • Kudirat makes contact with Ayo before Dani can tell her that the plan has been called off.
  • KudiratExcuse me, is this seat taken?
  • Ayo is staring at Kudirat like he’s seen the face of an angel... a seductively beautiful angel.
  • KudiratHello... can you hear me?
  • AyoOh... eh... Hi.
  • AyoNo the seat is available. Go ahead, it’s yours.
  • AyoLet me pull it out for you
  • Kudirat giggles softly, her voice sounds like wedding bells rings.
  • KudiratThank you sir, you’re such a gentleman.
  • Meanwhile Eniola is miserable in the corner of the bar.
  • EniolaGod! What have I done to myself?
  • EniolaDani, quickly do a 3-way call with Kudirat. I want to hear the conversation.
  • EniolaAnd remind her that I’m watching so she shouldn’t try nonsense.
  • Dani starts dialing Kudirat’s phone.
  • Back to Kudirat and Ayo.
  • KudiratHaha Mr. Ayo, you’re so hilarious.
  • KudiratSo Mr. Ayo, what’s a handsome and funny man doing all alone at the bar?
  • AyoFirst of all, don’t call me Mr. Ayo, just Ayo.
  • AyoAnd I’m just here to unwind after a long day at work before...
  • *** Ring Ring ***
  • KudiratAh... Excuse me, I need to pick up this call, that’s my boyfriend.
  • Kudirat picks up Dani’s call and pretends that it is a call from her imaginary boyfriend, James.
  • Gradually she begins to feign anger and despair.
  • KudiratJames, what do you mean it’s over?
  • KudiratI’ve given you 2 years of my life and you just end it over the phone!
  • KudiratWhat did I ever do wrong?
  • KudiratJames, don’t you hang up... James, James!
  • Kudirat bursts into tears as she puts her phone down.
  • AyoI hope I’m not intruding, but are you ok?
  • Kudirat turns to face Ayo with tears in her eyes.
  • She immediately grabs onto his neck and continues to sob.
  • The smell of her perfume hits Ayo’s nostrils.
  • Ayo can feel her soft, warm cleavage and his body stiffens.
  • KudiratHe left me. James left me for no reason.
  • She pulls back and looks deeply into Ayo’s eyes, sucking him into her gaze.
  • KudiratAm I not beautiful enough? Did I not try enough?
  • KudiratI helped him pay off his debt, cooked for him, loved him despite his flaws.
  • AyoI’m so sorry to hear.
  • AyoNot all men recognize a good thing when they see it.
  • Meanwhile, back to Eniola... who is watching all this drama play out.
  • EniolaMy God!
  • EniolaThis girl is the devil herself.
  • DaniYup! The damsel in distress story always works to catch men.
  • EniolaAbeg, Kudirat that’s enough. Leave my husband alone.
  • EniolaStop clinging onto his body. I know you can hear me over the bluetooth headset.
  • Back to Kudirat and Ayo.
  • KudiratIt hurts so bad...
  • AyoKudirat, maybe you should leave the bar, and get some fresh air.
  • AyoSeeing other couples here will only continue to make you feel sad.
  • With fake tears in her eyes.
  • KudiratI can’t be alone by myself.
  • KudiratPlease stay with me for a few hours, don’t let me suffer through this alone.
  • AyoKudirat, I’m so sorry. I wish I could.
  • AyoBut you probably need a close friend.
  • More tears begin to flow.
  • KudiratPlease, Mr Ayo, don’t let me be alone.
  • KudiratJust stay with me until a friend comes over.
  • AyoTo be honest Kudirat, I don’t exactly trust myself around you.
  • AyoYou’re in a really vulnerable state, and I don’t think good things will happen if you’re alone with a man.
  • AyoMoreover, I am married. I love my wife to death, and would hate to do something that betrays her trust.
  • At this point Eniola who is listening via Kudirat’s earpiece begins to float on clouds.
  • EniolaHe loves me! Dani, did you hear him... Ayo rejected someone as beautiful as Kudirat.
  • DaniSee girl, I told you that you were being paranoid.
  • DaniYou’ve got yourself a good man.
  • EniolaYeah.
  • EniolaAh Kudirat...
  • EniolaThat’s enough, leave my man alone before I break beer bottle on your head.
  • 2 days later
  • Dani is lying down on her bed in black lace lingerie.
  • DaniWow! That acting was something else.
  • DaniFor one second, I almost believed it was real.
  • DaniThat no woman could ever seduce you.
  • AyoHehe... that Kudirat girl is something else.
  • AyoIf you hadn’t warned me of Eniola’s trap in advance, only God knows what would have happened.
  • AyoMaybe it’s you that would have been trying to set a trap to catch me this time?
  • DaniYou better watch yourself Mr. Man.
  • DaniOtherwise, you will not get “some” tonight.
  • AyoHaba! Dani, don’t do me like that.
  • Ayo takes off his jeans and lies down on top of Dani.
  • DaniBut I can’t believe you saved my number as “Edible Catering”.
  • DaniYou better change it once your wife’s birthday is over.
  • DaniAnd make it something cute like “Sweet Sensations’, or “Tantalizers”.
  • AyoHaha.
  • Ayo grabs Dani’s breasts with his hands, but his eyes are gazing far into space...
  • ...thinking of Kudirat.
  • The End

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