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Aisha You’re just going to keep quiet 3 days after swiping right on me?
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Ugo Hehe, I was just starstruck by your beauty.
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Ugo Couldn’t figure out what to say.
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Aisha I see you’re one of those smooth talkers who sweet-talks his way out of anything.
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Aisha I still think you woulda kept quiet if I hadn’t said anything.
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Aisha My theory... You swiped right by mistake, and now you don hook.
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Ugo This is one hook that I don’t mind at all.
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Ugo So tell me for real, how did you get such beautiful eyes.
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Aisha From the sky. JAMB question!
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Ugo Oh I get it… the angels in the sky abi...
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Aisha JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!
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Ugo 🤣🤣🤣 Okay, let’s not escalate my matter to Jesus yet.
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Ugo So why don’t you give me a chance to fix this?
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Ugo A phone call maybe?
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Aisha Erm… slow down Mr!
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Aisha That went from 1 to 100 real fast.
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Ugo I’ll kill to hear your beautiful voice
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Ugo I think we should give us a shot.
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Aisha How do I know you’re not a creepy dude on the internet?
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Aisha How am I even sure this is your picture on the app?
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Aisha
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Ugo Well I had to try something different to stand out from all the guys on Tinder.
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Ugo And it looks like it worked.
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Aisha I guess it did 😊
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Ugo So beautiful... yes, no?
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Ugo What do you have to lose, you can even hang up after 1 minute if I don't impress.
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Aisha Hmm… Good point.
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Aisha 412-999-9999
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Aisha Gawd, I hope I don’t regret this.
- The next morning
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Ugo Rise and shine sleepy head.. hope you had a beautiful night.
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Ugo I really enjoyed talking to you yesterday.
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Ugo And kept hearing your musical laughter in my dreams.
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Aisha Can you at least let me wake up first?
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Aisha What do you want so early this morning?
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Ugo Aisha, you are tougher than ponmo o!
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Aisha 🙄🙄🙄
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Aisha Well good morning, to you too.
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Ugo Would you like a Starbucks coffee this morning?
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Ugo From your newly found neighbor.
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Aisha Who neighbor?? Creepy!
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Aisha How do you even know where I live?
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Ugo true,
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Ugo You told me yesterday, remember?
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Aisha I’m pretty sure I did not. I barely even know you.
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Ugo true,
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Ugo It doesn’t take a genius to figure out which area you stay.
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Ugo You said you regularly walk around Lake Elkhorn after work, remember.
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Aisha I guess... Mr. Smartypants
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Ugo So coffee or nah?
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Aisha Sure. Let's meet by the lake in 2 hours.
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Ugo 2 hours!!! Just for coffee?!
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Aisha A girl's gotta look glam you know!✨💄✨
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Ugo 😲🤯!
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Aisha Cool. See you then creepy dude!
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Ugo Hey! I have a name, you know!!!
- 2 weeks later
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Ugo I guess I have to cancel our dinner plans for tonight.
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Aisha 😥 work calls mehn!
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Aisha I can't believe I'm in this boring hotel, instead of hanging with you.
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Ugo Well, at least you got the free DoubleWood chocolate chip cookie.
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Aisha Legit! And they gave it to me straight outta the oven too.
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Ugo Yuuuum.
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Aisha Hol’ up… how did you know I was at DoubleWood hotel?
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Ugo true,
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Ugo Oh, my friend worked for your company a long time ago... Aventure Consulting, right?
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Ugo And DoubleWood is the company’s preferred hotel.
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Aisha Hmm... see why I call you Mr. Creepy.
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Aisha Sometimes I feel like you stalk me, legit
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Ugo Ha! Me... A stalker???
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Aisha Just joking o...
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Aisha Anyways, I gotta hit the shower. I'm all hot and sweaty from my trip.
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Ugo Waaaaiitt!
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Ugo Video chat?? I want to see my sexy lady.
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Aisha Umm... dude, I'm wearing nothing. I just said I'm about to hit the shower
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Ugo 🤩 Oh oh! Definitely video chat!
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Aisha You're such a cow!
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Ugo Call me whatever you want baybay 😉
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Ugo What about this, I send you a picture, and you do the same?
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Aisha You’re very ambitious Mr. Man. I don't do nudes
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Ugo Hey... I never asked for nudes 😇
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Ugo Just want to see my queen’s beautiful face.
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Ugo … and body 🤤🤤🤤
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Aisha and Mr Creepy strikes again!
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Ugo Hehe... But serious, I really miss you babe.
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Aisha Aww, I kinda miss you too.
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Aisha Well, just cuz you're such a good boy.
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Aisha
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Ugo Wow! Babe!
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Ugo But… why is it so dark... and you didn't have to cover up with your dress?
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Aisha What! You think I'll just show it all to you... first pay bride price
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Ugo Buhaha!
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Ugo Seriously babe, you're wasting you talents at Aventure consulting, when you can be a model
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Aisha 😊😊😊 Your mouth is too sweet jor.
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Aisha Okay, I'm waiting for your picture.
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Ugo Don't worry about that, I’ll surprise you with something better when you return.
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Aisha No no no! That was not the agreement.
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Ugo It’ll be worth the wait, trust me.
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Aisha Whatever! I’m never sending you my pictures again 😡😡😡.
- A few weeks later
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Aisha So... I was telling Rita about you
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Aisha And I realized I don’t have a single picture of you, yet you have a gazillion almost-naked pictures of me.
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Ugo Eh en, so you’re bragging about me to all your friends?
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AishaLol calm yourself down.
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UgoYou know I’m the best boyfriend you’ve ever had, just admit it.
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AishaI won’t even lie, you definitely are.
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UgoHey why don’t you come over to my place tonight.
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UgoI’ll make you the best Chicken Tikka Masala you’ve ever had.
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Aisha🤤
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AishaMy faaaaaavorite!
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UgoD’uh, I know.
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AishaOf course. Mr. Creepy shows his super powers again!
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AishaI thought my love for Indian food was a secret
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UgoHehe...
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AishaYou had better make sure the food tastes authentic
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UgoDon’t worry, this will be one meal to die for
- Aisha is at Ugo’s house for dinner
- Aisha receives a text message from her friend Rita
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RitaI swear this picture on Venusiva looks just like you
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RitaIt says you’ll be the new Queenzee joining the site
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AishaHuh! What is Venusiva
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RitaIt’s a sex trafficking website.
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AishaMe.. Porn... God forbid!!!
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RitaNot porn! Trafficking!!!
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RitaIt’s part of my job, we investigate sex traffickers.
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RitaVenusiva is a website on the dark web where missing ladies are sold.
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AishaScary!!!
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AishaWell I’m not missing, so it obviously can’t be me on the website.
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RitaShe looks so much like you and even has a bunny tattoo on her back.
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RitaLet me send you a screenshot.
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AishaBut bunnies are so cute, everyone loves bunnies.
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AishaAnyways, let’s talk later.
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AishaI’m at Ugo’s house for dinner, and this guy can cook!
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AishaLike God paid extra attention when creating him.
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RitaUgh! The website disabled screenshots.
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RitaWait what… You’re at Ugo’s house.
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RitaI told you to ONLY EVER meet him in public.
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AishaBut he planned such a romantic night, I couldn’t say no.
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AishaDon’t worry I promise he’s an amazing guy.
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RitaLet me be the judge of that.
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RitaBy the way, I ran a background check on his name but I couldn't find him.
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AishaRita! Background check though??
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RitaYes background check. I’m looking out for you girl.
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RitaSend me his address.
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RitaAnd his picture...
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Aisha🙄🙄🙄
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RitaNOW!!!
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AishaFine! I’ll send you a picture of us getting kinky 👩❤️💋👨
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RitaEwwww! 🤢🤮
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RitaCan you ever be serious for once in your life!
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Aishahehe... Alright alright. I’ll get you the picture.
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AishaLet’ me find the perfect angle to capture his handsome face.
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Aisha...
- 5 minutes pass with no picture.
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RitaAisha I’m still waiting.
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RitaAre you there?
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RitaAisha!
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RitaAre you doing kinky stuff or are you in danger?
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RitaAisha! Abeg answer me.
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RitaYou know what, I’m on my way over now!
- 10 minutes later
- Aisha finds the perfect angle. She turns on her phone camera, and… click, click.
- The flash from her phone brightens the candlelit room for a moment.
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UgoWhaa... Delete that picture now!
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AishaHuh! Why?
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UgoI SAID DELETE IT!
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AishaDon't you dare raise your voice at me!
- Suddenly, Ugo suddenly leaps over the table towards Aisha.
- He grabs her phone, twisting Aisha’s fingers in the process, and slams the phone to the ground.
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AishaWhat the hell, Ugo!
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UgoI told you I don’t do pictures.
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UgoSo why the f**k did you take my picture?
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AishaWhat! Where is this coming from?
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UgoAnswer me! Or else.
- Aisha huddles back in fear.
- Ugo pulls out his phone from his pocket and taps on it a few times.
- His face turns red, then blue, and finally black.
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UgoWho the f**k are you sending my picture to?
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AishaNo..Nobody! I’m not sending it to anyone
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UgoDon’t you dare lie to me.
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UgoI can easily find out everything you've been doing.
- Ugo pulls out his phone, taps a few buttons and shows Aisha his phone with her entire conversation with Rita displayed on it.
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AishaYou… you hacked into my phone!
- Ugo sighs!
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UgoYou know, I actually liked you… but you forced me to do this.
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AishaDo what?!
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AishaUgo you’re scaring me.
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UgoBlame Rita.
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UgoIf she did not go poking her nose into my business, maybe we could have enjoyed a few more weeks together.
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AishaUgo please, if this is a joke stop it.
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AishaI’m sorry, Ugo. I’ll delete the picture.
- Ugo smirks evilly.
- Aisha immediately rushes to the front door, leaving her belongings behind.
- Ugo grabs her hair, and pulls her back.
- Aisha screams in agony as she crashes back into the dining table and lands on the floor.
- The plates and cutlery on the table fly everywhere.
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UgoDon’t be foolish.
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UgoYou think I’ll just let you get away.
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AishaPlease stop this, Ugo
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AishaWhatever you want, I’ll do it. Just let me go.
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UgoHaha. Of course you will.
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UgoLet’s start with me enjoying the full view.
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UgoYou got me all gingered up with the half-nudes you’ve been sending.
- Ugo begins to yank at Aisha’s clothes.
- Aisha’s heart is racing at a million miles per hour.
- She’s completely confused with a gazillion thoughts going through her mind.
- One minute she was enjoying a lovely dinner with Ugo
- The next minute, she’s being tormented by a beast
- She tries to stop Ugo, but he gives her a sound slap on her left cheek, smacking her head against the floor
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AishaRitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! HELP!!!!
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UgoHahaha. That’s a joke, right? Rita ko, Sharita ni
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UgoDon’t worry after I’ve enjoyed myself, there are many people waiting to have a taste on Venusiva.
- Aisha’s face turns pale in horror.
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AishaY...you.... you put my picture on Venusiva?!
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UgoYep! Exactly as Rita said.
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UgoAnd you my dear are a trending rockstar. Buyers keep bidding higher and higher for you.
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UgoI knew you had potential to become a top Queenzee when I first saw you.
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AishaNo, please don’t, Ugo
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AishaYou can do anything you want to me, just let me go back home
- Ugo continues laughing as Aisha falls into despair
- He holds her forcefully down, and takes off his belt
- Aisha wails loudly. Ugo gives her another slap, and tears fall from her swollen eyes
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UgoHaha, don’t you like this…
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UgoI thought you wanted to get kinky with me tonight
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AishaPlease Ugo, please don’t do this
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UgoOh don’t be boring… at least try to fight, otherwise I might get disappointed
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UgoThen I will be forced to go after Ms smarty pants Rita
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UgoMaybe she will have more spunk than you
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UgoI’m sure she’ll put up a better fight… haha, that will be more interesting
- Ugo pulls down his pants and takes the first leg out.
- Aisha sees her dismal future flash before her.
- She gives up, closes her eyes and resigns herself to her fate
- Puchi!! Aisha cuts her face on something sharp.
- She immediately opens her eyes to see the broken dinner plate digging into her skin
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UgoHaha… this will be so good
- As Ugo laughs, Aisha suddenly develops an uncontrollable rage
- Ugo raises his second leg to take it out of his pants.
- Aisha suddenly and violently kicks at Ugo’s only leg on the floor.
- Ugo loses his balance and crashes face first onto the floor.
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UgoArrrgh!
- Aisha clambers to her feet. She grabs a glass cup off the table and brings it crashing down on Ugo’s head.
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AishaThis is for trying to rape me
- Ugo screams in pain as the glass cuts the back of his head.
- He flails around with his hands and he hits Aisha’s legs.
- Aisha falls heavily on the floor. Ugo and Aisha begin struggling, turning the dining room into a battleground.
- Aisha throws anything and everything her hands touch at Ugo
- The forks, knife, her shoes, the chicken tikka masala…
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UgoI’m going to KILL you!
- Ugo turns even more beastlike, and lurches at Aisha
- He disregards his safety everything Aisha throws at him.
- Ugo grabs Aisha and tackles her to the ground.
- Aisha hits her head hard on the floor and loses all strength. She groans weakly.
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AishaAughh
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UgoBitch! You cut me.
- Ugo raises his hand and whacks her across her face. Aisha groans turn even weaker.
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UgoYou're going to regret being born. I'll rip you into pieces
- Ugo grabs a knife from the floor
- He raises the knife high over his head...
- BANG… POP POP!
- The door to Ugo’s apartment is forcefully kicked open…
- Gunshots sound and the air shatters as two bullets tear through space.
- Ugo freezes for what seems like an eternity, and falls over on his side, with blood spilling from his chest.
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RitaAisha! Aisha! Are you ok?
- Rita runs to Aisha’s side to help her up, as she kicks Ugo out of the way.
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AishaRita!
- Aisha grabs unto Rita and begins to cry
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RitaIt’s all over. I’m here
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AishaIs… is he dead?
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RitaI think so.
- Aisha exclaims in relief and falls completely into Rita’s arms
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AishaHow did you find me?
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RitaYour phone dialed me when Ugo grabbed it so I heard everything...
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Ritaand well... I also have a tracking device on you, and all my friends
- THE END
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