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  • Ivie chats with Rita
  • RitaBuhahaha! bhet why are you like this, Ivie?
  • IvieSeriously, can’t you see his teeth in the picture?
  • IvieIt’s even worse in real life, aswearugod.
  • RitaYou are a mumu o. What if it turns out the dude is stinky rich?
  • RitaThink Flavor Flav. You’ll be all over him, kissing those wowo teeth.
  • Ritaflava flav
  • IvieLailai! God forbid bad thing, tufiakwa. I would never lower my standards.
  • RitaOmo, I go consider o. There’s nothing money cannot fix.
  • IvieGold digger l’omo 😀
  • RitaWell, that is why you are once again going to be single this Valentine’s Day.
  • Ivie#youtellnolies
  • RitaJokes apart, though. I mean I have my standards too
  • RitaBut they are not by faya by force. They are more like wish lists.
  • RitaAbi, who will now marry the wowo looking men if all women insist on marrying the fine chocolate bruvs?
  • IvieThat’s for whoever to worry about.
  • IvieMarriage is one chance, and I’m going to find me a man that meets my specs exactly.
  • RitaOkay, break it down for me.
  • RitaI know good looks and height are on your list. What else?
  • IvieYes. He must be at least 7 inches taller than me.
  • IvieFine. So fine. Chessos, I shiver thinking about it.
  • IvieChocolate skin. RICH!!! 😀 😀
  • RitaOshey!!
  • RitaAnd what makes you think he’d be interested in you if he has all that going on for him?
  • IvieI’m not done o. He obviously must be from Edo state...
  • IvieAt least 4 years older than me... no less than 30 years old. I don’t do small boys.
  • IvieRomantic. Funny. Have a deep sexy voice.
  • IviePlay a musical instrument. Must love children. Must love God.
  • Ivie#dasall.
  • Rita😮 😮 😮 Kilode?? You are toomuch.com.
  • RitaGood luck finding that man from your Edo village, okay?
  • IvieOh he’s out there, he just needs to find me lol.
  • IvieBesides I’ve still got Osas on my mind since I met him at Adora’s wedding.
  • IvieHe is so perfect, he checks off everything on my list.
  • RitaBut Osas is clearly not into you.
  • RitaYou’ve basically been throwing yourself at him, and guy no send your side.
  • IvieI just need him to get to know me, and we’ll be perfect together.
  • RitaBabes you are more valuable than forcing yourself on a man. Abeg, move on.
  • IvieIt’s hard. I still dream about him.
  • Rita🙄 🙄 🙄 Abeg my indomie is about to burn. Ttyl.
  • IvieAlright babes, later.
  • Ivie chats with Yuki
  • YukiHi Ivie, my name is Yuki.
  • YukiGot your number from my buddy, Osahon. He says you can help me book a ticket?
  • IvieYes, I’m a travel agent. Nice to meet you, Mr. Yuki.
  • IvieWhere is your destination and where will you be traveling from? Also, what are your travel dates?
  • YukiYou can call me “Yuki”.
  • YukiI can tell you are very straight to business. Slow down for a sec.
  • IvieOkaayyy...
  • YukiI need you to help me plan a travel experience for my team. I run a tech startup with a team of 6 people.
  • YukiWe’re working on deploying version 2.0 of our mobile app by Spring, and we’ve all been working long hours lately.
  • YukiI’d like to have us go on a 3-day trip to relax and do some team building.
  • IvieThat sounds like a good plan.
  • YukiThanks. Is this something you can help me with?
  • YukiI know it may be beyond your job, so just let me know my additional bill.
  • YukiI’d like not to exceed 20k, including your fees.
  • IvieDollars?
  • YukiYes. Abi are you in a different country?
  • IvieI was just confirming sir. I can take it on, but I’ll need to ask you questions as I go along.
  • IvieCan I call you?
  • Ivie chats with Rita
  • IvieYou should hear his voice. Chessos wept. And I looked him up. Boy is fooooiiiinee!
  • RitaAbeg, what’s his full name? Let me look him up too.
  • IvieOsayuki Ighodalo.
  • RitaOh he’s from Edo state? Lol Yuki sounded Japanese to me 😀 😀
  • IvieGirl, I think God saw my list. For reals. Yuki literally meets all my criteria.
  • RitaAaaaw
  • RitaIs that his niece in this picture from his Facebook?
  • RitaModel with six pac
  • IvieYep, he loves kids!!
  • RitaAbeg just help me find out if his startup is hiring. I’d like to go on all-expense paid trips too.
  • IvieGerrout jor.
  • Ivie chats with Yuki
  • IvieSorry to bother you, Mr. Yuki.
  • IvieWould your team prefer scavenger hunt or laser tagging for Thursday afternoon?
  • IvieThe resort has an organized scavenger hunt on site.
  • YukiI’ve told you to reach out whenever. You’re not a bother, and I don’t want you feeling that way.
  • YukiAlso, it’s Yuki. Not Mr. Yuki.
  • IvieAight, Yuki. Scavenger hunt or laser tag?
  • YukiWhatever you decide is fine.
  • IvieYou are a little too trusting of my judgments for this trip. Don’t blame me if you all don’t like it o.
  • YukiWell, I’ve learned that people’s IQs automatically double once I give them ownership of a task #4hrworkweek.
  • YukiGood book. You should check it out.
  • IvieSo you’re saying I’m not taking ownership of my assignment?
  • YukiDon’t put words in my mouth.
  • Ivie...
  • YukiIvie, are you still there?
  • YukiI’m sorry. I didn’t mean to offend you.
  • YukiIvie...?
  • YukiCan I make it up to you by taking you out for dinner Friday night?
  • YukiOr tonight? I’ll skip band practice at church.
  • YukiIvie, please pick up my call.
  • YukiIvie...?
  • IvieOh sorry. I was signing for a package with the mailman, and that oga can talk for Africa.
  • YukiPhew!
  • IvieLol why do you even care if you offend me? I am technically working for you, you know?
  • YukiI was smitten the first day I heard your voice. You sound like a pretty special person.
  • YukiSo...
  • YukiLet's do dinner with me...please?
  • The next day
  • YukiIvie, you are everything I have been praying to God for and even more.
  • YukiThanks for coming out with me yesterday.
  • Ivie🙂 ❤ ❤ 🙂 I had a great time with you too.
  • YukiExcept for that alakoba waiter that gave you pineapple lemonade when you clearly asked for a Sprite.
  • IvieAs in!!!
  • YukiThank God you didn’t taste it.
  • YukiIf your allergies had displayed, eh? I for kee pesson. I kuku have evidence.
  • Yukiflava flav
  • IvieHahaha! You're not serious.
  • YukiI like you a lot, Ivie.
  • IvieMe too, Yuki. You are everything in my “what I want in a man” list.
  • YukiHahaha now you are making a Naija man blush. You know I need to see that list, right?
  • IvieNo way!
  • Yukilol no wahala. I’d like you to meet the rest of my buddies.
  • YukiI’m planning to have a bash for my 25th in May. Would be lovely to have you there.
  • IvieYour 25th... as in YOUR 25TH BIRTHDAY?
  • YukiYou like to ask jamb question sha. Yes, my 25th birthday.
  • YukiSo...what say you?
  • Ivie...
  • YukiIvie, are you there?
  • YukiIvie...?
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