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  • RitaYou did what??!!
  • RitaGirl, what kind of mumu behavior is that? Are you out of your mind???
  • RitaHow do you block a man who is the definition of MR. PERFECT?
  • IvieI know it was dumb, but that was the first thing that came to my mind. He was too young abeg. I nor fit.
  • IvieBut don’t worry. I’ve repented. I’m determined to do the right things to attract Mr. Right.
  • IvieMy short relationship with Yuki taught me to focus on the core of what truly matters.
  • RitaOya let’s bring on the Flavor Flav teethed men then.Flavor flave
  • IvieAbeg abeg my maturity has not yet reached that level.
  • IvieThey should go get their teeth fixed first before they come talk to me.
  • Rita😂😂😂
  • IvieGASP!!! GUESS. WHO. JUST. TEXTED. ME??!?!!
  • RitaOkaaaay. Who? Yuki? Didn’t you block him?
  • IvieGirl, stay current. Yuki is past tense.
  • IvieIt’s Osas! From Adora’s wedding. My biggest crush ever. Whew! I can’t keep calm.
  • IvieIt’s like God is already rewarding me for my pledged repentance.
  • RitaLOL well text him back and stop texting me.
  • RitaThis Valentine’s Day must not pass us by!
  • A few days later
  • RitaSoooooooo....? How did your date go? You left me hanging. I was waiting for gist.
  • IviePschewww it was uneventful. I went to bed as soon as I got bad home.
  • RitaWhat?? I thought he was your ideal man?
  • RitaFine, tall, RICH, great voice, loves God, loves kids, plays the guitar... BLAH BLAH BLAH
  • IvieDude was asking me some dumb JAMB questions.
  • RitaLike what?
  • IvieDo you know how to cook?
  • IvieI was like "do you know how to build a house?" Then he looked at me one kind.
  • RitaHahaha he dey find housewife. Who no sabi better thing?
  • IvieThen later he asked if I could do my "travel agent thing" from home?
  • IvieHe likes his woman to always be home to handle things.
  • Rita🤦‍♀️ As per we’re in 1945 abi?
  • IvieThen he assured me that I wouldn’t have anything to worry about.
  • IvieHe can take good care of me.
  • RitaLOL seeing as you look like a suffering hungry child.
  • IvieThat was the last strike.
  • IvieEven though I was eying my half-eaten juicilicous steak, I told him I was full and wanted to go home.
  • Iviesteak on plate
  • IvieIt’s self-control and my new found maturity that has made me not to block him yet.
  • RitaAbeg you have my permission to block him.
  • Ivie🤣🤣🤣
  • IvieHe is the true definition of "not all that glitters is gold".
  • RitaYep!
  • RitaAnyway, on a brighter note, Judy invited us for game night at her apartment this Friday. Wanna go?
  • IvieSure, come pick me up 🙂
  • At the party
  • IvieYo, this dude is intense men. He needs to chill. It’s just a game.
  • RitaEeeerm sis you know it’s not about the game, right? He’s just trying hard to impress you.
  • IvieNah men. He’s 100% into the game. Plus, he’s too short for me anyway.
  • RitaOmosivie Osawaru! Should I remind you of your "I’ve changed" pledge?
  • IvieAbeg relax. Somebody cannot joke with you again?
  • IvieLegit, dude is short sha, but I didn’t say it’s a deal breaker.
  • IvieThe way he’s going at this game...
  • IvieHe’s so intent on buying all the railroads... taking out the little fun there is in monopoly.
  • IvieHe hasn’t even had the chance to look at my face.
  • 10 minutes later
  • IvieGame’s over. I won him. After all of that concentration he applied lol.
  • RitaHahaha you’re a mess. You could have at least let the poor guy win.
  • IvieI wasn’t even trying to... I won by accident.
  • IvieAnyways, we’re going to grab something to drink. Come join us abeg.
  • RitaFor wetin? Me, I’m waiting for my own gentleman to come around.
  • IvieWhatever.
  • 10 minutes later
  • RitaWhat’s the joke? Why are you laughing over there?
  • IvieHe’s funny as none other...
  • Iviebut I’m still trying so hard not to be distracted by the fact that he’s so short, I can see the top of his head.
  • RitaOmosivie Osawaru! If I have to type your name full name one mo’ time!
  • IvieLOL my bad.
  • IvieI like him though. He’s so down to earth. He just asked if I’d like to be friends.
  • RitaAaaaw that is so sweet but also very high-schooly... just saying.
  • IvieNa you sabi. I think he’s so refreshingly pure.
  • IvieBTW speaking of high school, just found out he went to school with Shayo. Small world.
  • RitaReally? I’m texting her now. Switch to group chat.
  • Rita starts a 3-way chat with Ivie and Shayo
  • ShayoOf course, I know Ade... Chairman of gbogbo awon boys’ club.
  • ShayoYou know he played for the Patriots for two years before he got injured?
  • Shayopatriots football
  • IvieShut the front door. Super star l’omo.
  • RitaNow I see where he gets his competitive spirit from.
  • ShayoYep, but you’d never be able to tell he’s played in the NFL. Ade’s super chill. Cool guy.
  • IvieGuys, he wants a monopoly re-match next Friday.
  • RitaRe-match? Yeah, right. You mean you have a DATE next Friday?
  • IvieNah, he’s just salty he lost, and wants redemption.
  • ShayoI think someone just might have a date this Valentine’s Day.
  • Ivie😊😊😊😊
  • The following Friday
  • RitaSoooo? How did your "re-match" go?
  • IvieGirl, I literally just got back home. It was a long loooong night.
  • RitaOkaaay... tell me more. Abi I should come over for the gist?
  • IvieDon’t you even sleep? Good night!
  • RitaOh come on! Tell me what happened jor.
  • IvieSo we went to this gaming center in the woods. Pretty cool actually.
  • IvieVirtual reality games, endless snacks, music, everything.virtual reality
  • RitaThe "woods" part sounds creepy to me, but ride on...
  • IvieHe’s so easy to talk to. So easy to like. There was only one problem.
  • IvieThen he asked for my age. Told him 27.
  • RitaI’m clenching my fists, praying he’s thirty something, because I know you this child too well.
  • IvieHe’s 26...
  • IvieI froze for a second when he told me.
  • RitaOh dear. Don't tell me you blocked him!!!
  • IvieGirl, stop playing. Told you I’ve changed... Took me a lot though.
  • IvieI had to run to the restroom to give myself the "It’s okay, Ivie. Age is just a number" speech.
  • RitaHahaha well, I’m proud of you.
  • IvieI guess Yuki did a lot of ground work in my life.
  • RitaYep, you’ve come a long way.
  • RitaSo was that the problem you were talking about?
  • IvieGirl, I wish!
  • IvieDude has B.O. He dey smell.
  • RitaBuhahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣
  • Iviesmelly man
  • IvieI’m being serious here.
  • RitaHahaha sorry, I literally burst out laughing... didn’t see that one coming.
  • IvieI’m like come on dude... with all the money you have, you should be drowning in a pool of cologne.
  • RitaI’m sure it’s not that bad or you would have noticed it at Judy’s game night.
  • IvieSee that’s the thing...
  • IvieI knew I smelled something funky that day at Judy's house...
  • IvieBut when he took off his sweater today at gaming center.
  • IvieI was like "Lord have mercy!".
  • Rita🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • IvieAde was so funny though, and we talked about everything. But girrrrl that smell... I kent.
  • IvieThe true Ivie in me wanted to walk away from everything. I swear, I really did.
  • RitaYou know I would have killed you and used you to make suya.
  • IvieLOL! Abeg leave me alone.
  • RitaSo, then what happened?
  • IvieWe were heading out of the gaming center, and there was a lady, Amina, sitting on a bench crying.
  • IvieI didn’t even think much of it. It was super late, and I just wanted to head into his car.
  • IvieBut he paused to talk to her.
  • IvieAmina had just run away from her abusive husband at home and didn’t have a place to go.
  • IvieAde apologized for the delay and offered to get me an Uber. I declined.
  • RitaLol before nko?
  • IvieHe was calm, patient, understanding, empathetic... everything.
  • IvieAsked Amina details of her story and listened with so much interest.
  • IvieWe gave her many hugs to let her know we were there with her.
  • RitaEven with his body odor???
  • Ritasmelly couple
  • IvieGerrout jare!
  • IvieAnyway, he asked her "How can we help? Can call the police and wait here with you?"
  • IvieNo! No! Amina said.
  • IvieWe then asked if she could call a family member.
  • IvieI just want to get my kids, she said. "Don’t want him to hurt them", she added.
  • IvieMy sister... the woman’s story is long and complex. People go through ish in this life men.
  • RitaThat’s sad. 😢
  • IvieVery!
  • RitaSo how did it end?
  • IvieAde went to a nearby Walmart to buy a siren alarm... crazy, I know
  • IvieThen we drove Amina to her house to get her kids. Amina told her husband that the cops were outside in case he tried to do anything stupid.
  • IvieMeanwhile, Ade played the siren alarm on blast.
  • Iviesiren alarm
  • RitaYo, that’s gangsta!!!🤣🤣🤣
  • IvieLOL tell me about it.
  • IvieWe got the kids, and lodged them all at a hotel for a month.
  • IvieI have Amina's number... supposed to meet with her tomorrow to figure out a plan moving forward.
  • RitaWow, that was some date!
  • IvieGirl! All of that drama took 2.5 hours!
  • IvieI found out later that Ade runs an organization for trafficked women and kids.
  • IvieHe shared some stories on our ride back home... depressing stuff... that’s gist for another day.
  • IvieI am in love with the state of his heart. It is so refreshingly beautiful.
  • RitaSomeone is in love oh!
  • RitaSo all of a sudden, he’s no longer too short, too young... and too smelly abi?
  • IvieWell... we’ve got a next date planned!
  • RitaAaaaw look atchew! Where to this time? Another "re-match"?
  • IvieWe’re headed to a luxury fragrance and colonge experience organized by Houbigant Paris.
  • Ivie#saynotobodyodor 😁😃
  • THE END

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