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Biodun
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BiodunMy Guy, why you post my babe picture for your Whatsapp?👆🏽
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OlaYour babe for where! Na my girl be dat... Stacy.
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OlaWe don pass 2 months sef.
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BiodunNo de joke my guy.
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BiodunThis is Jacinta.
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BiodunShe’s the new girl at the gym, I told you about, see...
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Biodun
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OlaAh! When you take that picture?
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BiodunJust last week.
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OlaJesu🙆🏽♀️
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OlaThis girl use me do fundraiser.
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OlaI gave her money last week to visit her professor.
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Biodun🤣🤣🤣...that was to see me na, her love professor.
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BiodunI tell you bruv, these women na scam dem be...
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OlaTalk of the devil...
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BiodunWhat?
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OlaI think I just sighted her.
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OlaShe at the park with another guy. See...
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Ola
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BiodunOMG!
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BiodunShe’s with Chuks!
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Ola???
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BiodunChuks just returned from Yankee, and likes to form ajebutter.
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OlaChai! 3 guys...I fear this girl o!
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BiodunDon't approach her yet.
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BiodunWait for me... I am coming now, so we end this rubbish.
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OlaGood!
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OlaBut let’s do it gently sha. I really like this babe... Stacy or Jacinta, whatever she’s called.
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Biodun😂😂... I laugh in Hebrew.
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BiodunAbeg shift...your type no fit handle this kind girl.
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OlaWhat's this one even saying?
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BiodunMr. Nice guy...you better clear road for strong men like us.
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OlaStory for the gods.
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OlaBe forming jagaban upandan.
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BiodunYou wish, bye bye jare.
- At The Zoo
- Chuks and Anna are enjoying ice cream and walking hand-in-hand.
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AnnaLast time I visited a zoo was in the UK, when I was 5.
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ChuksAww... well, this is my first time.
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AnnaReally? No wonder you kept insisting we come.
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ChuksYeah, it took 2 weeks to convince you, now see how you're having fun...
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ChuksOh, you have some ice cream on your cheeks.
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ChuksHere, let me clean it for...
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BiodunJACINTA!!!
- Anna turns around to see Biodun and Ola approaching.
- Her ice cream falls.
- Chuks turns too and looks at her.
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ChuksAnna, Do you know these guys?
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AnnaUmm... eh... em...
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OlaStacy...Jacinta...now Anna...Chai...!
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OlaWhy would you do this to me?
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OlaAfter all I did for you... I paid your rent, bought you clothes...
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AnnaWell...
- Biodun pushes Ola away.
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BiodunAbeg comot for road.
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BiodunNice Guys always finish last... or is it first hahaha.
- Biodun faces Anna, but Chuks blocks him.
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ChuksWatchu tryna do, dude?
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BiodunComot from my face before I woze you slap.
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AnnaWait, let’s all be civilized.
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BiodunSharrap ya mouth Jacinta... abi Anna.
- Grrrrrr!
- Anna hears the sound of a low growl.
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ChuksAnna, stay out of this... You have some explaining to do.
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ChuksAnd for you, Dude... I will not have you insult my lady.
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ChuksStep away before I have my bodyguards deal with you.
- Biodun looks around hesitantly, but when he sees no guards, he’s emboldened.
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BiodunWhich stupid bodyguard.
- Biodun violently pushes Chuks on the chest, and a fight almost ensues.
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OlaStacy, I forgive you. Let's just go!
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BiodunGO WHERE!!!
- The three guys start to argue at the top of their voice.
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AnnaEnough! Babe stop!
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All 3 GuysWHICH OF THE BABE???
- ROARRRR!
- A tiger roars out of nowhere, and they all turn to look at it.
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OlaOh boy! Dey no lock this cage o.
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BiodunJesus! It's open!
- Biodun starts moving backwards.
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OlaBiodun you’re stronger than us...
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OlaQuickly go and push the cage door close so it can’t open it. I will find a zookeeper.
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BiodunMe...Dey tell you say I wan die?
- The tiger slowly inches closer to it's cage door.
- Anna shouts in fear as she shifts backwards.
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AnnaBaba God, please forgive me...
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AnnaWho send me come here?
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AnnaI for just follow my mama go sell her akara today.
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ChuksSell akara? I thought you said your parents live in the UK?
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OlaWait, where is Biodun? We need to inform secur...
- Ola turns around to see Biodun already running away.
- The tiger pushes the door with its paw... it swings wide open.
- Everyone scatters.
- Chuks goes in one direction, his shoes coming off as he runs away.
- Anna and Ola go the same direction as Biodun.
- The tiger chooses to follow Anna and Ola.
- As they both catch up to Biodun, suddenly Ola pushes them to the ground.
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OlaAbeg no vex, just stay here help me delay the tiger small.
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AnnaOLA! You devil!!!
- Anna's wig falls off. She quickly gets up and continues to run.
- The tiger gets closer, ready to pounce...
- Biodun steps on Anna's wig as he tries to stand up. He falls to the floor again.
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BiodunAhhhhhh... Ewooo!
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BiodunJesus... Mummy... Mummy!
- BANG! BANG!
- The zoo security fires his gun, and the tiger collapses.
- 2 minutes later, Anna, Ola, and Chuks return from their different directions to check on Biodun.
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ChuksWow. This thing has died sha.
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AnnaBiodun! Are you ok? I’m so glad you’re alive.
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OlaHard guy, hard guy. Bros you can fear!
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BiodunGet away you this devil.
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BiodunWhy you push us, make we become tiger food?
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BiodunI've always known that your Nice Guy is fake.
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OlaEhn... at least I no piss for body... see your trousers.
- They all look down to see Biodun’s trousers soaking wet.
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BiodunGet out! At least I faced the animal.
- Chuks starts laughing at both of them.
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ChuksAnd you two think you can get my woman?
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BiodunYou shut up there!
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BiodunU dey form rich boy... see your socks like wetin rat chop remain.
- They all focus on Chuks now, Anna is shocked that his socks are so dirty with holes, his wallet is also tattered like a rag.
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AnnaGod! So you’ve been pretending to be from Yankee?
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AnnaShame on you, Chuks.
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ChuksYou too, shame on you!
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ChuksLocal akara seller... forming "Oh I live on the Island"
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ChuksIsland kii you there!
- Chuks points at Anna’s handbag on the floor.
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ChuksYou guys see the roasted corn wey roll out of her bag so?
- They all laugh hard as Anna reluctantly goes to pick the bag and corn.
- Just then....
- ROARRRRRRR!
- A lion roars and hits it's own cage.
- In 3 seconds, Biodun is already out of the zoo and everyone else is running without looking back.
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