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  • ArinzeGuys, this is June. Today is her first day at Whipik.
  • ArinzeJune, why don't you introduce yourself.
  • JuneAh yes. Nice to meet you, everyone. My name is…
  • June pushes her chair backwards to get up from her seat and…
  • PPFFFFFRRRRRT!
  • JuneOMG!
  • June’s hands immediately go towards her clenched butt.
  • JuneOh my God! I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry!
  • The conference room goes deathly silent as 20 pairs of eyes glare wide open.
  • June's face turns red as she freezes in her half-standing pose.
  • AmarachiDid she just…
  • ArinzeAhem!
  • Arinze, June’s devilishly handsome coworker who is standing next to her, clears his throat.
  • He immediately regrets it as the smell permeates his face mask. He starts coughing vigorously.
  • AmarachiEeeew June!
  • AmarachiYou haven't changed since university days. You're still full of hot air.
  • The remaining 17 people in the meeting room shift uncomfortably in their seats.
  • AmarachiAh! My nose cannot take this! MY GOD!!! ⁣⁣
  • AmarachiHow can this smell come out of a human being.
  • ArinzeErmm… it’s ok. Let’s just…⁣⁣
  • June feels another wave of hot air ready to erupt.
  • JuneAh… excuse me, I’m just going to…
  • June turns and runs out of the meeting room… hands on her clenched butt of course.
  • Everyone exchanges looks, trying hard not to laugh, and of course staying as far away as possible from the smell.
  • In The Bathroom
  • June texts her mom.
  • JuneMom my life is over.
  • Ring ring. Ring ring...
  • Hey mom calls her phone immediately, but June does not pick up.
  • MomWhat do you mean your life is over???
  • MomJune, PICK UP NOW.
  • JuneI can't talk now Mom. I can’t even breathe...
  • JuneIt's over. And it's all your fault.
  • MomJune!!!
  • JuneWhy did you make me have baked beans and eggs for breakfast?
  • JuneI farted loudly in front of a room of 20 people.
  • MomThank you Jesus! Don’t scare me like that again.
  • MomWait you did what?
  • Mom🤣🤣🤣
  • JuneIt’s not funny mom 😭😭. My life is really over. 😫😫
  • MomThese things happen dear. Just shake it off.
  • MomBut not too much before another one comes out 😉.
  • JuneCome on mom!!!
  • JuneI can’t go back to face my team. I have to quit this job.
  • MomRelax June. Don’t you think you’re overreacting?
  • JuneNo mom! I’ll forever be known as the girl who farted a loud, stinky fart on her first day.
  • JuneActually. Quitting is not enough, I need to leave the country too.
  • MomOk June… take in a deep breath.
  • JuneI can’t! It’s really stinky in this toilet.
  • JuneYou know what… let me finish up here, then I’ll secretly go pack my things and leave.
  • MomWait June, don’t do anything rash.
  • MomJune, are you listening to me?
  • MomJune respond.
  • June completes her ordeal on the toilet.
  • She pokes her head outside the bathroom door to check if the coast is clear.
  • No one is in the hallway, perfect.
  • JuneGod, please don’t let anyone see me. I promise I’ll never eat baked beans again.
  • June secretly makes her way to her desk to pick her bag and leave the office.
  • Pa. Pa. Pa.
  • Someone claps their hands behind June.
  • AmarachiThe ultimate air bender. Madam air bomber! Where are you running off to?
  • June turns to see Amarachi with two other ladies by her side.
  • AmarachiGuys, this is June… former University slay queen, now the Queen of climate change.
  • AmarachiIn school she was always dressed to kill… now she simply kills us with hot air.
  • JuneLeave me alone Amarachi.
  • AmarachiOh I will… I don’t want you to kill me with air pollution.
  • AmarachiThankfully, we all have face masks because of Covid, otherwise that smell…
  • ⁣Amarachi and the ladies burst into uncontrollable laughter.
  • June ignores them and begins to make her way towards the exit door.
  • ArinzeWait up June.
  • JuneOh God, not him too.
  • June whispers to herself as she pretends not to hear Arinze. She hastens her pace.
  • ArinzeJune, just wait a minute.
  • He catches up to her.
  • June turns slowly to face him.
  • There’s no way she can look him in the eyes… those alluring eyes that suck her into his gaze.
  • Maybe in different circumstances, him and her could have...
  • ArinzeI must say, that was quite an unforgettable first impression.
  • JuneI GET IT OK!
  • JuneI farted in front of the entire team on my first day.
  • JuneI’m already embarrassed enough, no need to mock me and make it worse.
  • Arinze unsuccessfully tries to stifle a laugh
  • ArinzeNo no. It’s not like that. It’s just that it was quite funny and I couldn’t...
  • JuneGo ahead! Make me feel bad.
  • June turns around to walk away… hopefully for the final time.
  • PPFFFFFRRRRRT!
  • She freezes midstep.
  • JuneI promise, that wasn’t me.
  • ArinzeI know, it was me.
  • ArinzeYou see, we’re very transparent and open with each other at this office.
  • ArinzeAnd it’s not everyday...
  • PPFFFFFRRRRRT!
  • June looks confused at the sound of another fart from a different corner of the office.
  • PPFFFFFRRRRRT!
  • Another one again.
  • ArinzeYou see… it’s not everyday we get a lady who is so down to earth and understands our office culture.
  • ArinzeSo... the guys and I wanted to see if you’d like to grab a beer after work.

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