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  • LukmanI give up!
  • Pastor IdrisEh eh… Brother Lukman.
  • Pastor IdrisI know Sister Lara is a tough woman.
  • Pastor IdrisBut as Paul in the Bible said, "husbands love your wife…"
  • LukmanAh Pastor… if Paul saw Lara, eh!
  • LukmanHe will change that to "husbands, fear your wife".
  • Pastor IdrisHaba, Brother Lukmannnnn!
  • LukmanTrue to God, Pastor.
  • LukmanI just can't seem to do anything right in her eyes.
  • LukmanIt's just so frustrating.
  • Pastor IdrisHmmm…
  • Pastor IdrisI know you read the book, The 5 Love Languages.
  • Pastor IdrisHave you tried…
  • LukmanHa! What have I not tried?
  • LukmanGifts… I bought her flowers, but she started sneezing all over saying she's allergic.
  • LukmanActs of service… I cooked her breakfast in bed, when she got to the kitchen she started frowing face that I left dishes all over.
  • Pastor IdrisI see..
  • Pastor IdrisWhat about…
  • LukmanPhysical touch… I gave her a foot massage, she said that I only touch her when I want to "do".
  • LukmanQuality time… I took a day off from work to spend time with her, she said that why am I not working to pay off our debt.
  • Pastor IdrisHmmm… this is serious.
  • LukmanExactly, see my frustration?
  • Pastor IdrisWhat about words of affirmation? Did that work?
  • LukmanEhm… well… I've not tried that yet.
  • Pastor Idris slams his hands on his office table.
  • Pastor IdrisThat's it… you've been speaking the wrong love language.
  • Pastor IdrisAppreciate her tonight, I guarantee you that things will be different.
  • 4 hours later
  • LaraDinner is ready. I've served your food on the table.
  • LukmanAh, thank you my daring wife.
  • Lukman pulls out the dining room chair and sits.
  • LukmanThis jollof rice smells unique today.
  • Lara frowns, but doesn't say anything.
  • LukmanCome sit, let's eat together.
  • Lukman begins eating.
  • When he's done, he goes for a second serving, and finishes that fast.
  • He licks the plate till it is spakling clean, then leans back in his chair and rubs his belly.
  • LukmanSweetie, this food was so delicious.
  • LukmanDid I ever tell you how much I love your cooking?
  • Lara10 YEARS!!!
  • Lara jumps up from the table, her face red with anger.
  • LaraI've cooked everyday for 10 years, and you never said that.
  • LaraBut today that the food came from Iya Sikira, now you say it's delicious!

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